Pete Wentz Plays Russian Roulette Drinking Game With His Urine

I can’t do better than Towleroad‘s headline. (Pete Wentz is, of course, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy.)

The video (?!):

When Are They Going To Do The Porn Version?

You know how they make porn take-offs from mainstream films (Saving Ryan’s Privates, Forrest Hump, etc.)? Yeah, well they need to do that with this shit. I’m thinking a big, muscle bear CEO and four up-and-coming bankers looking to get ahead (pun!). Cue cheesy porn music.

Thanks Slog.

Bernie Madoff Is George Washington!

Obama To Appear On The “Tonight Show”

The New York Times is reporting that Obama will visit Leno at the Tonight Show on Thursday, as part of a visit to Southern California.

Sitting heads of states rarely venture into late night, making the move somewhat unprecedented. The interview will focus on the economy.

Will he be funny? “As funny as the times allow,” the White House said.

Halloween 2009: OctoMom

People are really giving me a lot of ideas this year: