Random Thought: Skin Grafts And The Hirsute Body

Exhibit A

So, let’s say your face is mauled by a Chimpanzee and you need a skin graft so you can have a face again.  BUT, what if you’re really hairy and there’s no non-hairy part of your body from which to take the graft? What do they do? Do they just take it from your chest and say, “Well, a forehead with chest hair coming out of it is better than having no forehead at all“?

I wonder.

When Are They Going To Do The Porn Version?

You know how they make porn take-offs from mainstream films (Saving Ryan’s Privates, Forrest Hump, etc.)? Yeah, well they need to do that with this shit. I’m thinking a big, muscle bear CEO and four up-and-coming bankers looking to get ahead (pun!). Cue cheesy porn music.

Thanks Slog.