Florida Govenor Crist: I Prayed Away The Huricanes

Charlie Crist

Charlie Crist, homosexual

Anti-gay closeted homosexual and Florida Governor Charlie Crist has recently said that Florida’s current hurricane dry spell is because of his communications with God:

Crist noted that just before his election in 2006, Florida had been affected by a total of eight hurricanes in 2004 and 2005.

“Do you know the last time it was we had a hurricane in Florida? It’s been awhile. In 2007, I took my first trade mission. Do you know where I went?” said Crist, a Methodist, referring to a trip to Israel.

He then told of going to the Western Wall and inserting a note with a prayer. He said it read, “Dear God, please protect our Florida from storms and other difficulties. Charlie.”

“Time goes on – May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December – no hurricanes,” Crist said. “Thank God.” (Source)

Crist is currently running to become a US senator.

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2 Responses to Florida Govenor Crist: I Prayed Away The Huricanes

  1. leeor_net says:

    These morons have no touch with reality, do they?

  2. Anonymous says:

    hello

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