Camel Toe Be Gone!

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The Cuchini (slogan: “Our lips are sealed.” Ewww) is a bikini pad to prevent camel toe. Yes, that’s right: a pad to prevent camel toe and their slogan is “our lips are sealed.”

As always, Dlisted’s Michael K says it best:

Once you have your Cuchini pads, just place it over your hungry-hungry-hippo-cooze and voila! No camel toe. You will go from looking like a biological female with organic vagina lips to looking like you’ve got an 8″ dick tucked into your ass crack. Fatty crotch to tranny crotch in a matter of seconds!

The Cuchini website also has a CELEBRITY CAMEL TOE GALLERY (what the fuck) to show the common woman that she is not alone in her camel toe hell.

You can buy two pads for $15 and, yes, I will be giving them out as stocking stuffers this Christmas.

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2 Responses to Camel Toe Be Gone!

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  2. Elsa says:

    I’m sorry to write such a serious comment on this post, but:
    “Fatty crotch to tranny crotch in a matter of seconds!”
    Nobody can fathom the despair associated with feeling like you were born in the wrong body. Those kinds of jokes only add salt to the wound. It may still be politically correct to use words like “tranny”, for some reason, but it doesn’t make it any less hurtful. Transgender people have incredibly high suicide rates and the way they are constantly mocked and discriminated against is part of the problem.
    I’m not trans, but my wife is, and I find reading things like that very painful, so I can’t begin to imagine what it’s like for her.
    Thanks for reading. 🙂

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