Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

jurassic-parkPost-Modern Barney has a list of uncomfortable plot summaries – movie summaries  with a slight Debbie Downer twist for the non-cinephile. Some of my favorites:

300: Gays kill blacks.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating.
USUAL SUSPECTS: Murderer denies guilt, is released.

See the complete list and what readers have contributed here.

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