Remember this little clusterfuck?
Well, it turns out barely four feet tall 13-year-old Alfie is not the father. Apparently the 15-year-old mother was slutting it up something crazy and her mother told her to lie and say she was a virgin when she met and had sex with Alfie, in hopes she they could make some money off of the tabloid interviews that would inevitably follow. (And the Mom of the Year Award goes to…).
Thankfully (?), a trusty DNA test cleared everything up; i.e., they used Alfie and the newborn as tools in a massive and disgusting scam.
I don’t have any more energy to spend on this ignorant trash. If you do, you can read the story here.