“My McNuggets *Are* An Emergency”

This shit was featured on AC 360 last night but no one does it better than Michael K over at d-listed:

Picture this shit: You’ve just handed over your money for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can’t wait to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat meat down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then…..the dumb bitch cashier at McDonald’s strolls up to tell you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of heaven. So what do you do about it? Of course, you call fucking 911, because that shit is an emergency and a crime!

Pure you-can’t-make-this-up brilliance.  Read his whole wonderful post (I challenge you not to laugh) for the full story.

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