Father at 13!!!

Holy fucking shit what a clusterfuck:

Thirteen-year-old Alfie Patten, “who looks about eight” and whose voice has not yet broken and is just FOUR FEET TALL, just became a father after a single instance of unprotected sex with his 15-year-old “girlfriend” Chantelle Steadman.

Lee Thompson

Photo: Lee Thompson


There is not enough bold and CAPS in the world for that paragraph slash can we discuss Chantelle’s apparent interest in boys who look like… little boys!?!?

And you know it’s coming: Chantelle lives with her mom, her unemployed dad, and her five brothers… on government assistance.

Nevertheless, the fundies are thrilled about the awesome life this child is doomed destined to live:

“[…] Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.  At the same time this is symptomatic of the over-sexualisation of our youngsters and shows the policy of value-free sex education just isn’t working.”

Yes, if it weren’t for the media, poor Alfie wouldn’t even know he had a penis.

SHOCKINGLY, this birth doesn’t break any British records:

Britain’s youngest known father is Sean Stewart. He became a dad at 12 when the girl next door, 15-year-old Emma Webster, gave birth in Sharnbrook, Bedford, in 1998.

The whole story (with more adorable creepy photos!) here.


One Response to Father at 13!!!

  1. […] this happy family? Well, now there are TWO other men boys claiming that they are, in fact, the father of apparent […]

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