Thank You, Dan Savage

My obsession‘s poll has ended and we have a winner for the new definition of saddlebacking:

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.

I think that’s just as good as Santorum:

Santorum (san-TOR-um) n. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the result of anal sex.

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One Response to Thank You, Dan Savage

  1. Michael says:

    Did it have to be right after the Purity Ball! Funny though.

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