Craigslist Ad Of The Day

The insecurity of the heterosexual (yes, I’m assuming) male knows no bounds.

Via BuzzFeed.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day

Craigslist Ad Of The Day (Updated!)

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Of note:
A) The ass.
B) His non-anonymous’ized e-mail address, which appears to be a variant of his name.
C) The poster identifies himself as the owner and also “a licensed real estate person.” Does he make all of his sales with this ass?
D) Despite the implication that this roommate relationship is going to become sexual – or at minimum involve a lot of exhibitionism – he’s still charging $700/month to live in buttfuck.
E) The ass.

Thanks Echo!

Source.

Update: You have to check out what comes up when you Google that guy’s e-mail address and I also highly recommend visiting his MySpace page (face pic!) (And yes, I have way too much time on my hands…)

Never Underestimate The Craziness Of Someone’s Online Life

After family and friends blindly rallied in defense of alleged “Craigslist Killer” Philip Markoff  (he’s too All-American to be a killer!) via a Facebook group and elsewhere, Today has learned that the engaged-to-be-married man solicited sex via Craigslist from women, men, and transsexuals. (Boy did not discriminate!).

Sucks to be Ms. Soon-To-Be-Markoff or any of the people who thought they knew him…

Towleroad has the Today show report.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day

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Read the Best of Craigslist here.

Craigslist Ad: Learn Nintendo Music From Professional Teacher/Musician!

Random Craigslist Ad Of The Day:

As a keyboard player, I have had a passion for the musical scores to the old NES games since before I can remember. I have delighted in taking on the challenge to transcribe and play these electronic masterpieces. I am now offering these skills to the public. I will give you piano lessons centered on mastering NES music to delight your friends and family (or drive them away).

I know you imagine him to be an old, awkward loser but he’s actually, like… cute.

Thanks, Talia.