“The Daily Show” Ode To South Carolina

LOVE IT.

Bill Maher Compares The Writings Of Sanford and Foley

HILARIOUS.

Via Joe. My. God.

“Total Eclipse Of The Heart” – The Literal Version

This was by far the best five and a half minutes I’ve spent in a long time.

HI-LARIOUS

Gillette Teaches Men How To Shave Their Groin

Um, apparently they’ll do anything if it might sell a damn razor.

PS: Looking  like a 10-year-old boy is not sexy.

SNL: Celebrity Jeopardy Returns!

Burt Reynolds! Sean Connery!

Fire Safety Fail

That’s what fire safety experts call “an accelerant.”

SNL: I’m A Mother Lover

Justin Timberlake was back on SNL this weekend and he and Andy Sandberg gave us Dick In A Box, Part II, so to speak (with some great cameos!):

Sarah Palin On “American Choppers”

Remember when Sarah Palin gave a television interview while this guy was slaughtering turkeys in the background?

Yeah, well, apparently she still hasn’t perfected her ability to choose a suitable background for an interview. See giant dead bear:

“Hey, whatcha doin’?” “Oh, just haaangin’ out with my dead bear rug…”

In case you missed it, the “is this an SNL skit?” turkey video is after the jump…

100 ‘Single Ladies’ In Piccadilly Circus

I’m pretty really over this Beyoncé shit but I’m always a sucker for synchronization.

Queerty Compiles Ten Best NOM “Gathering Storm” Responses

Comments seem to say that the last two are the funniest, although I love the quote one commenter pulled out of the third video: “A storm is gathering, but we have fear and ignorance to shelter us.”

This vid won second place:

View all the videos, including the winner, here.

Nice work, Queerty.

Colbert: “Better Know A District” With Aaron Schock

Stephen Colbert had a hilarious (and surprisingly informative) “Better Know A District” segment last night featuring the House’s youngest member, 27-year-old Republican Aaron Schock, who is probably most famous for this photo from TMZ:

HOT.

Watch the interview with the junior Congressman:

John Mayer Sucks, But His Fans…

Are awesome:

Lindsay Lohan on eHarmony!

A return to the comic brilliance she displayed in “Mean Girls”…

Is there anyone who doesn’t love a celebrity who can laugh at themselves?

“Do Re Mi” Sing-Along In Antwerp Train Station

A little long but I’m a sucker for anything where large groups of people move in synchronization to music.

Related: Improv Everywhere’s Food Court Musical

Glenn Beck: “President Obama, Why Don’t You Just Light Us On Fire?”

Will someone kindly tell Mr. Beck that just because his party is no longer in power, it does not mean that his white, voting ass is “disenfranchised“?

And can we also take just a moment to remember how when “liberals” complained about or criticized Bush’s actions, they were accused of hating America but now that the Republican party is doing the same thing they’re branding themselves the guardians of democracy?!

Via Slog.

National Organization For Marriage Fear Mongering REMIX

That didn’t take long…

God I love my people.

See the original.

Via Joe.My.God.

Rhetorical Question Fail

I saw this on The Soup a while ago and it’s just priceless… especially the mousy “I think” she tacks on at the end.

Madonna And Angelina Jolie Battle It Out Over BABIES!!!

Injury Fail, Acting Win!

Straight Guys Spend The Night Spooning On “Survivor”

I don’t know how the hell two straight guys in Tocantins are getting more man time than me.

Seriously, WTF.

Parking Fail

Pete Wentz Plays Russian Roulette Drinking Game With His Urine

I can’t do better than Towleroad’s headline. (Pete Wentz is, of course, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy.)

The video (?!):

Barbie Visits SNL’s Weekend Update

Kristen Wiig really is the best thing about this show…

I was thrilled to see The View return to SNL but I think this clip is better. (Although the Barbara Walters is hilariously spot-on).

Jim Cramer On “The Daily Show”

In case you missed it (like me!), TheDailyShow.com has the interview.

Jim Cramer Unedited Interview (uncensored), pt. 1:

More: Jim Cramer Unedited Interview (uncensored): Part 2; Part 3

It’s Jesus!

Jesus is always newsworthy.

The best part is when they start explaining where the Jesus is.

Colbert Report: The Rand Illusion

In last night’s great “The Word” segment, Stephen takes on Ayn Rand and her supporters:

“Basic Cable Personality Clash ‘09″ [Updated]

It continues (hilariously)…

Update: Jim Cramer will appear on “The Daily Show” Thursday night. (Jon’s totally going to win this one.)

Fail Blog Wins

More at FailBlog.org.

Britney Announces Wardrobe Malfunction On Live Mic

Thank god this wasn’t the Super Bowl… (Audio NSFW)

Why *Do* Terminators Have To Transport Naked?

Great stuff from College Humor.com:

I have fond, fond, fond memories of the transport scene in T2.  Sigh.