Opening Today: “Bruno”; “Humpday”; “The Hurt Locker”

July 10, 2009
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After what seems like years of promotion, Bruno finally opens today and will surely spark many, many conversation among the gays and non-gays. I didn’t like Borat and I’ll probably also wait for Bruno to hit DVD instead of spending $12.50 on it. (More: NYT Review).

Humpday also sees a wide release today – you may remember my review from last week – and I highly recommend it: it’s a surefire win.

If you’re not in the mood for a comedy, definitely check out “The Hurt Locker, which also opens wide today. While it’s set in the Iraq war, it is by no means an “Iraq war movie” (a genre I have little interest in). Great action, great suspense, and great film making.

Definitely a good weekend for movies.


Breaking News: Butt-Slapper Terrorizing Subway Passengers!

July 9, 2009
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Serial Butt Slapper

WPIX-11 (”Yes, we have news”) is reporting that since June 19, a SERIAL BUTT SLAPPER – pause and repeat – A SERIAL BUTT SLAPPER has been terrorizing women while riding the subway near stations in Crown Heights.

According to reports, the women said, “Harder!” but the man refused to slap “harder.”

No, I kid.

Apparently this subtlety-challenged individual has been leaving hand prints on all sorts of ladies’ asses aged 19-44, to which I say: Ageist! Sexist! Homophobe! Spread the love, asshole!

Honestly, though, I think these women need to calm down a little.  Groping is the new flirtatious eye contact. Get with the ’00’s. If I didn’t routinely fondle strangers on the D-train at 4:00 AM on a Saturday, I wouldn’t have had half the meaningful 6-hour fuck parties relationships I’ve had.

These woman have been whining like they were kicked in the uterus or something so the police have said they’re working weally, weally hard on the case (yeah, right) but admit they haven’t made any arrests and THE BUTT SLAPPER IS STILL AT LARGE.

CUE SCARY MUSIC!


Gratuitous Pic Of The Day

July 9, 2009

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In the ‘Hot Daddy’ category, Christopher Meloni is definitely up there with Jason Stratham and Bruce Willis.


Special Outdoor Screening Tomorrow: “The Way We Get By”

July 9, 2009

Josh pointed me to a special screening tomorrow for an indie documentary called “The Way We Get By.” The film follows a group of elderly Maine residents who greet troops departing to and returning from Iraq, no matter the time of day or night. When they are not shaking the hands of these strangers, however, they have their own problems to deal with and the movie quickly becomes “a moving, unsettling and compassionate story about aging, loneliness, war and mortality.”

The film has been getting some great early reviews and was awarded the Special Jury prize at Sundance.

The Rooftop Film Series will present the film tomorrow/Friday, July 10 at the Automotive High School lawn at 50 Bedford Avenue (at N. 13th) in Williamsburg. For only $9, you get the see the feature-length film, participate in an one-hour Q&A with the filmmakers, and attend a one-and-a-half hour open bar around the corner at Matchless (557 Manhattan Ave at Driggs).

All the details and a link to buy tickets here.

I’ll see you there!

PS: And the weather’s supposed to be perfect!  ;-)


Best Fetish Ever?

July 8, 2009

YouTube user Ralphmunic has 114 videos of him enjoying his fetish: riding on people’s shoulders (and occasionally doing the carrying). Some of the videos are taken in his apartment with not-tall-enough ceilings, some are taken in public, some he’s only wearing briefs, and some he’s wearing jeans.

Two things: A) There is a fetish for everything.  B) I’m so glad the internet brought these people together.

This one is pretty innocent:

…in the one after the jump, they never get up off the couch and Ralphmunic is basically fucking the back of the guys neck. Hmm…

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New Daniel Merriweather Remix

July 8, 2009

daniel merriweather change ft waleThe last time I posted about Daniel Merriweather, it was to share the AMAZING duet with Adele from his Mark Ronson-produced sophomore album, “Love and War.”

That track has still not been released as a single (WTF?!) but the album’s first single – which features an unexpected appearance by Wale, a member of hip hop’s so-called freshman class – has just been given the remix treatment by Gigamesh.

The remix is slightly sped-up and given a heavier beat. It’s a mild but welcomed tweak for anyone that doesn’t care for Daniel’s more mellow, R&B flavor.

Change (ft. Wale) (Gigamesh Remix)

Enjoy!


The Future Is Now

July 7, 2009

If you ever wondered why Apple is banking on software to set the iPhone apart from other smartphones, take a look at the new iPhone app “Nearest Tube.”

When you launch this app, the screen shows a live video feed of whatever’s in front of you, as if you were looking through the viewfinder of a camera, for example.  Except, superimposed over that video are arrows showing where and how far away the nearest Tube stations are (it was developed for the London Underground). As you turn your iPhone, the program adjusts and shows you other Tube stations, always organized by distance and color-coded to match the Tube line.

Dope. Dope. Dope.

Nearest Tube is currently waiting approval from the App Store. Via Gizmodo.


Missed Connection: Christian Slater. Kind Of.

July 7, 2009

The Science Behind The Sears Tower “Ledge”

July 7, 2009

sears tower ledge nyt

Today’s Science Times features an interesting article on the science behind the increasingly boundary-pushing uses of glass in building construction, using the Sears Tower Ledge (above) as a stepping-off point.

There’s also a slideshow that highlights some other great achievements in glass construction, including those spiral staircases at your local Apple store.

For better or for worse, many designers who work with glass are trying to realize a future where structures are  “unmarked by metal or other materials.”

Take, for example, this glass dome constructed with glass and a glass-to-glass adhesive:

glass dome by lucio blandini in stuttgart germany

Although the article doesn’t note this, many of the coatings applied to glass to give it steel-like strength also render it un-recyclable.


Marriage Equality Flag

July 7, 2009

unequal pride flag

This flag’s been around for a while but was recently updated.

The stars are arranged by the date of the state’s entry into the Union and represent, of course, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, and Iowa.

It’s a little depressing when put this way, isn’t it?

Via Box Turtle Bulletin.


New Whitney!

July 7, 2009

whitney_houstonWhitney’s loooong-awaited comeback album, titled “I Look To You”, will drop September 1 and the first single is here.

The song is a slow tempo ballad that doesn’t take her voice out of the middle range or feature any decent climax. On the up-side, her voice does sound good, it’s not super-over-produced, and there’s no auto-tune! (I have such low standards for the music industry these days.)

Hopefully the remixers can work their magic on this.

Whitney Houston – I Didn’t Know My Own Strength


Is The Mormon Going To Have A Chance?

July 6, 2009

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Via JMG.


Craigslist Ad Of The Day

July 2, 2009

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Now Open: Sears Tower Ledge

July 2, 2009

Remember the Sears Tower Ledge? The glass box that juts out of the 103rd story of the Sears Tower, offering unobstructed views all the way to the street?

Well, it’s open:

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In two words: HOLY SHIT.

More pics at dlisted.


Stud Of The Day

June 30, 2009

craig stevens lego amy winehouse

Craig Stevens, creator of Lego Amy Winehouse.  HAWT.

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11 Health Myths Examined

June 29, 2009

don't swallow your gumWell, the health blog at the Times, features today the book, “Don’t Swallow Your Gum! Myths, Half-Truths and Outright Lies About Your Body and Health,” by Dr. Aaron E. Carroll and Dr. Rachel C. Vreeman. I’ve heard almost all of these and am guilty of spreading some of them myself; I’ve inserted my comments below in italics.

1. Cold weather makes you sick. In studies of cold transmission, people who are chilled are no more likely to get sick than those who were not. It may be that cold weather keeps people indoors, where germs are more likely to catch up with you.

Recently, I read that researchers were able to determine that the rhinovirus that causes the common cold reproduces and thrives more readily in colder and drier conditions, which would – in conjunction with the ‘enclosed spaces’ theory above – explain it’s frequency in winter and it’s rarity in southern hemisphere locations.

2. Green mucus indicates a sinus infection. The importance of mucus color is a medical myth even doctors believe, the authors say. “There is no evidence…that antibiotics shorten the duration of an illness when green snot is a symptom,” they write.

I’ve used this determinate for years to help me decide whether I need to go to the doctor or just ride out my cold.

3. You lose most of your body heat through your head. There is nothing special about the head and heat loss. You will lose heat through any uncovered body part.

I tell people this all. the. time. and I also use it as the reason why I don’t wear hats in the summer.

4. Milk makes you phlegmy. In a study of 330 patients, nearly two out of three believed milk increases phlegm production. But it’s not true. In one experiment, volunteers were infected with the cold virus, and some of them drank a lot of milk as well. The weight of the nasal secretions did not increase in those who drank more milk, nor was it associated with cough or congestion.

As someone who used to sing and act, many people over the years have advised me to avoid milk and dairy products before a performance. On the other side of the coin, however: if you’re sick, sucking on a lemon immediately before your performance will do wonders.

5. Cracking your knuckles will cause arthritis. Knuckle-crackers are no more likely to have arthritis than those who don’t make annoying popping sounds with their fingers.

6. Birth control pills don’t work as well with antibiotics. A review of the literature concluded that common antibiotics don’t affect birth control pills. “It is much more important to take your birth control pill every day at the same time than to spend time worrying about your antibiotics,” the authors write.

7. Singles have better sex lives than married people. You may think your bachelor friends are having all the fun, but single people also go through a lot of dry spells when they aren’t dating anyone. The result — married people typically have more sex in a given year than single people. In one survey, 43 percent of married men reported having sex two to three times per week, compared to only 26 percent of single men. The numbers were slightly lower but similar for women. Married people are also more likely to have orgasms and give and receive oral sex.

8. Sugar makes kids hyper. Numerous studies show sugar doesn’t affect behavior, but most parents don’t believe this. In one study, parents were told their kids had sugar and they were more likely to report problem behavior — but in reality, the kids had consumed a sugar-free drink.

Not surprising.

9. You should poop at least once a day. A half-truth, say the authors. Regular bowel movements prevent discomfort and constipation, but a perfectly healthy person may not move their bowels every day. Constipation is defined as having fewer than three stools per week.

10. It’s okay to double dip in the chip dip. In one study, scientists took a bite of cracker and then dipped it into salsa, cheese dip, chocolate syrup and water. They did the same test with a fresh, unbitten cracker. Then they measured bacteria in the dips and the volunteers’ mouths. On average, three to six double dips transferred about 10,000 bacteria from the eater’s mouth to the dip. And each cracker picked up between one and two grams of dip. Salsa picked up the most germs from double dipping.

11. Food quickly picked up from the floor is safe to eat. Scientists have put the commonly-cited five-second rule to the test. They found that food that comes into contact with a tile or wood floor does pick up large amounts of bacteria. Food doesn’t pick up many germs when it hits carpet, but it does pick up carpet fuzz.

To add to the list? Eight glasses of water a day, which science A) has no clue to the origin and B) pretty universally disagrees with.

Buy: “Don’t Swallow Your Gum!


If Only I Had Known…

June 29, 2009

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I should just carry this with me when I go out to bars.

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Trailer: “The Invention Of Lying”

June 29, 2009

I really love anything Ricky Gervais does – even “Ghost Town” was good! – and this looks great.

Release date: September 25, 2009


Double Fail

June 29, 2009

double-fail bible meth dead end

My thoughts exactly.


Opening Today: “The Hurt Locker”

June 26, 2009

the hurt locker poster The Times’s A.O. Scott:

If “The Hurt Locker” is not the best action movie of the summer, I’ll blow up my car. The movie is a viscerally exciting, adrenaline-soaked tour de force of suspense and surprise, full of explosions and hectic scenes of combat, but it blows a hole in the condescending assumption that such effects are just empty spectacle or mindless noise. [Director Kathryn] Bigelow … has an almost uncanny understanding of the circuitry that connects eyes, ears, nerves and brain. She is one of the few directors for whom action-movie-making and the cinema of ideas are synonymous.

Trailer (FIXED):

“The Hurt Locker” opens today in NY and LA; July 10 nationwide.

More: Rotten Tomatoes (97% overall / 91% top critics) / NYT Review


Aren’t People Like Michael Supposed To Live Forever?

June 25, 2009

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Speechless and so sad. Rest in peace, Michael, you were a god among men.

For example, the debut of the moonwalk. No over-sized set pieces. No projection screens. No pyrotechnics. No backup dancers. And it’s completely and utterly engrossing:


My Current Desktop

June 25, 2009

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The Williamsbugh (sic) Savings Bank tower at sunset. Click pic to enlarge. Located at 1 Hanson Place on the edge of the Fort Greene (not Williamsburg) neighborhood of Brooklyn, it is the tallest building in the borough at 37 stories/512 feet. The top floors have been recently been converted to condos, including 2,300 square-foot full-floor penthouses directly below the clock; here’s a marketing shot from the building’s website:

one hanson place

As you can see, even a view from the building’s lowest converted floor – the 18th – would still yield pretty great city views.

Trivia: The lack of any tall neighbors means the hands on the building’s four clock faces were subjected to brutal and unchecked wind, which usually meant all four faces of the clock would display a different time. As part of the renovation/conversion contract, the giant hands were to be redesigned to withstand the winds they faced. Perhaps eager to show off their new achievement, the designers lined the hands with awful red lights that are far brighter than any of the building’s other exterior lighting. Oh, and sometimes they still display the wrong time.


Quoted: Batshit Crazy North Korea

June 25, 2009

The official Korean Central News Agency:

“If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will … wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all.”

The Pentagon responds:

“With what? [...] Silliness.”

HAHA… nice, Pentagon, nice.


Oscars To Now Have 10 Best Picture Nominees

June 25, 2009

oscarSo now that the Oscars – which is nothing more than a tool to promote the movie industry – have 10 best picture nominations, I’m sure there will be more attention to the small but deserving films that can’t afford to spend millions of dollars on Oscar campaigns and ads in Variety, right?

I doubt it.

Blockbuster movies = more fans = more people interested to see if ‘their’ movie wins = higher ratings = more advertising profits.

The 2009 Oscars were  probably the best Oscars I’ve ever seen – which is not meant to be as much of an insult as it appears, since usually they’re borderline unwatchable – and I was kind of hoping they wouldn’t tinker with the formula.

Even with the current system of having five nominees, there is always a film or two that is considered a total long shot. I’m going to feel bad when the number of long shots swells to six, seven, or even eight films. Plus, won’t this just “water-down” the accomplishment of being nominated?

I’ve always wanted a system in which the number of nominees changes each year based upon the strength of the season. Slow year? Three nominees. Robust year? Seven nominees. I suppose that system, however, would technically be a betrayal of the title “Best Picture,” which, by definition, is completely relative to the other films that year and makes no assertion to objective quality.

The next Oscar ceremony is scheduled for March 7.

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Quoted: Dan Savage

June 24, 2009

dan SavageDan Savage:

Dying* is easy, monogamy is hard.

One day we’re gonna put screw and screw together and realize that the problem is our unrealistic and unnatural fixation on monogamy and not that “some men just can’t keep it in their pants.” Human beings aren’t wired to be sexually monogamous—male or female—and the feigned shock with which we’re required to greet each new revelation of infidelity on the part of an elected official, a reality-show star, or a sports figure would be comical if the costs weren’t so great. Elevating monogamy over all else—insisting that it, and it alone, is true love’s only marker—destroys marriages and families and careers.

Which is not to say that anything goes and that people shouldn’t be expected to honor their commitments and that there aren’t folks out there who’re capable of remaining monogamous over the three, four, five, or six decade course of a marriage. But think of all the people who’ve cheated and gotten caught. Now think about all the people who’ve cheated and gotten away with it. Our ideals about the place of sex within marriage are at war with who and what we are. They’re at war with reality. Sex is powerful, relationships are fragile. Why on earth do we insist on pitting them against each other?

* Physically, politically.

If I was to go back to college, I think I would study the history of monogamy.


More GOP Hypocrisy!

June 24, 2009

Governor_Mark_SanfordToday’s GOP hypocrisy is courtesy of South Carolina Republican Governor Mark Sanford.

Mark Sanford last graced this blog’s pages when he announced that he wasn’t going to take any of Obama’s (dirty, socialist) stimulus money.

For the last week, however, Sanford has been in the news for going AWOL without his security detail.  Neither his staff nor security team knew where he was (good job, guys) nor did his wife or four children, even though his absence included Father’s Day. Sanford at first said he went hiking on the Appalachian Trail to relieve stress but was later caught in the airport coming back from Argentina.

Why was he in Argentina?

To see his mistress, of course.

Sanford apologized blah, blah, blah and will resign as head of the Republican Governor’s Association but not the governorship. He was favored to run for president in 2012.

Hypocrisy point #1: Sanford was a firm supporter of South Carolina’s Defense of Marriage Act (The Gays are attacking it!), voted to ban gay adoptions, and is even opposed to civil unions.

Hypocrisy point #2: Sanford voted to make English the official language of the United States.  (As Dan Savage asks, “Was English the official language of your extramarital affair? Or did your Argentine mistress beg for your cock in Spanish?”)

I can’t believe these fucktwits want to manage the sex and reproductive lives of Americans. Will they ever get off their high goddamn horse?


Will You Make My Kids Cry For $500?

June 24, 2009

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International Space Station Captures Volcanic Eruption

June 23, 2009

Sarychev Peak Eruption, Kuril Islands via International Space Station

Sarychev Peak Eruption, Kuril Islands, taken by the International Space Station. Image courtesy NASA – click pic to enlarge.

More info here.


Meet Brooke: 16 Pounds, 30 Inches, 16 YEARS Old

June 23, 2009
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Brooke Greenberg, 16 Years Old

That’s right: Brooke (right) turned 16 years old this past January but to the casual observer – at 16 pounds and 30 inches – she simply appears to be a healthy infant with the mental capacity of a toddler.

While it’s clear that Brooke is not aging or maturing as she should, what’s interesting is that her body does not seem to be aging (or not aging, as the case may be) at the same rate.  For example, while 16-year-old Brooke’s physical size is consistent with an infant, tests reveal Brooke’s bones to be about 10 years old, yet Brooke still has all of her baby teeth, something children start losing around 6 or 7 years of age.

Whoa.

Brooke was administered growth hormones when she was younger but  was completely unresponsive.

AND, as if it couldn’t get weirder, Brooke has had a series of inexplicable illnesses from which she has (also) inexplicably recovered from:

In her first six years… [s]he survived surgery for seven perforated stomach ulcers. She suffered a brain seizure followed by what was diagnosed as a stroke that weeks later left no apparent damage.

At 4, she fell into a lethargy that caused her to sleep for 14 days. Then, doctors diagnosed a brain tumor, and the Greenbergs bought a casket for her.

“We were preparing for our child to die,” Howard Greenberg said. “We were saying goodbye. And, then, we got a call that there was some change; that Brooke had opened her eyes and she was fine. There was no tumor. She overcomes every obstacle that is thrown her way.”

Brooke’s doctor said the source of her sudden illnesses remains a mystery.

Doctors are currently examining Brooke’s DNA for clues about human aging and death. Her dad: “Brooke is the nucleus of our family. What if Brooke holds the secret to aging? We’d like to find out. We’d like to help people. Everybody’s here for a reason. Maybe this is why Brooke is here.”

More: Photo gallery of Brooke through the years (ABC News)

For more on Brooke, watch 20/20 on Friday, June 26 at 10:00 PM ET on ABC and a special documentary airing Sunday, August 9 at 9:00 PM ET on TLC.

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Face Tattoo Girl: I Asked For 56 Stars

June 23, 2009
Kimberley Vlaminck

Kimberley Vlaminck

Surprise, surprise.

Remember this girl?  The girl who said she fell asleep while her face was being tattooed and the tattoo artist gave her 53 more stars on her face than she asked for?

Well, she lied (shocker!):

“I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them,” she said.

“But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist had made a mistake.”

I don’t condone lying – especially to the press! – but I think having 56 tattoos on your face for the rest of your life and being known world-wide as a dumbass, is plenty punishment enough.

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